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Saturday, July 18, 2009
Stroke 29
Do yourself a favour and take a cyber stroll in the direction of Empowered Products. Get your hand off the mouse when you hit 'Stroke 29′.
It stays where you put it. Scoop up a dab and apply evenly around your shaft. Up and down, slow and steady. You'll notice a change in the sensation around the 29th stroke as 'stroke 29′ takes on the heat and glide of aroused human tissue. Please jack off responsibly.
The words are straight off the 'stroke 29′ tub itself.
A promise. Instructions. A rhythm. Slightly scientific. A public service announcement.
Who knew that a simple stroke could get so complicated?
Here's the thing though, 'stroke 29′ (made by Gun Oil) is just about the best stuff that my cock has been made to test. As long as you heed the instructions. Take it slow and steady. Slow down for christ's sake. Enjoy the time it takes to get it going. I promise that somewhere about the 29th stroke - give or take - the cream is not a cream any more. I admit I didn't count the strokes from semi-solid to slick. I don't know a guy who would have the functioning brain to count off the number of times he pumps his dick. All you need to know is that when it gets hot and releases itself you're not far behind. It offers the added benefit of not working its way down and leaving sticky circles on your favourite chair.
Thanks to my afternoon out with Pearl at A Little More Interesting a load of hot stuff came my way - Stroke 29 is searing hot.
So boys, don’t even bother pretending that you don’t jerk-off with a sort of enthusiasm you can’t muster for the minutiae that happens beyond shooting a big load. You’ve not gone blind, your palms aren’t hairy, one bicep isn’t freakishly larger than the other. Allow yourself a nice, long, slow wank now and then.
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Thursday, May 14, 2009
Boudoir Photography
Let me start by saying that even if you are comfortable with your body, and confident, the idea of strutting around like a Victoria Secret model can be daunting even for the most secure.
I am not by any means 6 feet tall with legs that stretch on for days, and I was terrified to put it bluntly, walking into the studio, seeing the set and trying to imagine myself barely clothed in front of a camera. The idea of boudoir photography was as frightening as it was exciting. That being said, deciding to just “go for it” was one of the best choices I have ever made.
I ran in the front door at Perry Thompson Photography, trying to escape the gloomy drizzle of rain that had taken over the day, heart racing, and very nervous. Within minutes of being in the studio all of my fears dissipated. I was given a tour, offered a glass of wine, introduced to Perry, Jess, and Angie and immediately felt comfortable.
Perry, Jess Martin and Angie, are exceptionally open and encouraging, incredibly animated and full of energy; I couldn’t help but feel at ease instantly. Once I had settled in, talked over outfits, and ideas for the shoot with Jess and Perry, the preparation began. (And for all those that are a little lost on the direction you want the shoot to go, or how you would like it to look, they are more than helpful with ideas and suggestions!)
The first step in my transformation was the makeup. Jessica Morgan is the in house makeup artists and she is absolutely fantastic. Incredibly energetic, friendly and full of compliments, I was completely beaming, and excited by the time she was finished. The makeup itself is hypoallergenic, lightweight, and applied in a way that is designed to photograph beautifully. I took one look at myself in the mirror, and was shocked. I couldn’t believe how gorgeous I looked!
Once I recovered, I couldn’t wait to start, even though there were still more than a few butterflies floating around in the pit of my stomach.
Wrapped in a black silk robe (provided by Perry) I stepped in front of the camera. Then it was finally time to drop the robe and start. My first couple frames were a bit awkward as I settled into being in front of the camera and then I heard Perry, and Jess gently coaching. “Move your hand just slightly this way”, “come towards the camera”…. It really helped me to have instructions, and freedom at the same time. I started to concentrate on the way my body was positioned, instead of the butterflies. Then I heard Perry again, “that’s great! Come take a look.”, and as I looked at the camera and saw all the lighting, positioning, and well, everything come together on the screen, I was blown away. I was beautiful, I mean not just pretty or cute, I was hot! After seeing myself like that the last of the nerves melted away, and with each picture it became easier and more fun to pose, and to be playful.
Before I knew it, I was dancing to the music, laughing in between frames and having a blast! Perry would stop and show me photos along the way, each one better than the last, and Angie and Jess would be in and out, telling me how fabulous I looked, and how great the pictures looked. With each complement, and snap of the camera my confidence soared.
Once we finished, I started to think about the whole process and couldn’t believe what a transformation it was for me. And I don’t just mean a physical one. By the time I left the studio I felt sexy. I loved my body and had more confidence than I’ve ever had. It was an extraordinary experience that I would highly recommend to anyone, whether it’s a present for a partner, or just for you. What better way to spend a rainy day!