Thursday, March 19, 2009
Chocolate Fondue, Twisted Love Ties, and Jimmy Jane Massage Candles
We received a number of comments from our other blog that people really enjoy the few product reviews we mentioned. We really didn’t intend it as a way to promote products, but because of the requests, we’ve started a new blog.
This is going to contain some specific details…so mom dad...stop reading! For the rest of you, we will try to be very honest about our products, how we incorporate them and how we like them. Keep in mind, if something is on our store shelves, it’s because it is well researched and likely works for its intended purpose. We don’t want to use this to badmouth other products.
So, here it is…blog 1:
Some days, I am a walking disaster. I was late this morning for the filming of Global TV’s Man on a Mission. Faith had hidden my keys. I barreled into the store and worked on the filming for a few hours. It wasn’t until noon that I realized that today is St. Patty’s day. My brother was likely already face down in a bar…it’s a bigger day than his birthday and I forgot!
To celebrate, we made the kids a chocolate fondue. We had a great time as a family and it took them a while to settle down after the chocolate overload. However, they learned at school that leprechauns visit and bring chocolate to kids that go to bed early. It was impressive that we had all kiddos in bed by a reasonable time.
I know, the fact that I was tired by the end of the day makes me no different than most women out there. My sex drive also was fatigued. We had joked about how fun the chocolate fondue might be. I've always said, if you can start with oral sex...talking...it can get you in the mood long before you hit the bedroom.
He took a shower. (I always know when he wants to have sex because he always showers first!). He then came into the room with a bowl of the chocolate fondue and fruit. On closer look, he was partially covered in fondue. (As I said, all you need is creativity.) My first comment would be that fondue takes a lot longer to lick off than you’d think! So, we had body fondue. A great start to the evening. I wasn’t so tired anymore!
He grabbed Sportsheets new Twisted Love Ties. I’d have to say, we’ve been absolutely in love with these since a customer brought them to our attention. They are made of bendable metal with a nice soft covering on them. They bend in any which way…which makes them so much fun! Brian tied my hands together, then my feet, then with about a two foot span between, tied my feet to my hands. (Twisted’s are awesome! Their only limit is your creativity - just like fondue.) Brian was in total control. I had to submit to all the wonderful pleasures he bestowed on me (oh, and I'd have to say, it was wonderful). I wasn’t able to participate in any way. I just laid back, laughed and enjoyed.
We realized that it wasn’t the most intimate session, so he offered to give me a massage. If you’ve been in our store, you’ll know that the JimmyJane Massage Candles are one of our best sellers. Brian lit it and poured it on. It felt warm and sensual. The temperature is just right, warm, approaching hot, so that you relaxes the muscles but not hot enough to hurt. The massage oil is slippery and not sticky and the smell is wonderful. Although neither of us is going to quit our day jobs and run to Sweden to study massage, the intimacy of the massage far outweighs the importance of Brian’s massage skills. That being said, I think we'll review the how to massage videos soon than later.