Saturday, July 18, 2009
Stroke 29
Do yourself a favour and take a cyber stroll in the direction of Empowered Products. Get your hand off the mouse when you hit 'Stroke 29′.
It stays where you put it. Scoop up a dab and apply evenly around your shaft. Up and down, slow and steady. You'll notice a change in the sensation around the 29th stroke as 'stroke 29′ takes on the heat and glide of aroused human tissue. Please jack off responsibly.
The words are straight off the 'stroke 29′ tub itself.
A promise. Instructions. A rhythm. Slightly scientific. A public service announcement.
Who knew that a simple stroke could get so complicated?
Here's the thing though, 'stroke 29′ (made by Gun Oil) is just about the best stuff that my cock has been made to test. As long as you heed the instructions. Take it slow and steady. Slow down for christ's sake. Enjoy the time it takes to get it going. I promise that somewhere about the 29th stroke - give or take - the cream is not a cream any more. I admit I didn't count the strokes from semi-solid to slick. I don't know a guy who would have the functioning brain to count off the number of times he pumps his dick. All you need to know is that when it gets hot and releases itself you're not far behind. It offers the added benefit of not working its way down and leaving sticky circles on your favourite chair.
Thanks to my afternoon out with Pearl at A Little More Interesting a load of hot stuff came my way - Stroke 29 is searing hot.
So boys, don’t even bother pretending that you don’t jerk-off with a sort of enthusiasm you can’t muster for the minutiae that happens beyond shooting a big load. You’ve not gone blind, your palms aren’t hairy, one bicep isn’t freakishly larger than the other. Allow yourself a nice, long, slow wank now and then.
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